Welcome to My New Website and Blog!

Hi All!

I’ve decided to fire up the ol’ blog machine again! My goal is to give my webpage a little diversity and my (theoretical? Hopefully real now? People other than my mom?) fans some new content to enjoy on a regular basis.

I know my vast spambot fan base are beside themselves with excitement.

As you can see, I’ve resurrected some old posts for any newcomers who’d like to peruse the classics and get a better idea of who I am and what I’m all about (hint: lots of Real Talk with copious amounts of inappropriate hilarity).

I’d love to hear from you all, either in the comments section or via e-mail! I’ll answer all comments and e-mails, assuming the volume doesn’t become unmanageable because I’m so popular, which…Wow. My wildest dreams have come true! What shall I do? …Slap myself in the face and wake up, because I’m dreaming and now I’m late for work.

Let’s do this!


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