{"id":931,"date":"2016-09-08T11:06:56","date_gmt":"2016-09-08T15:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/?p=931"},"modified":"2016-09-08T11:06:56","modified_gmt":"2016-09-08T15:06:56","slug":"welcome-to-my-new-website-and-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/welcome-to-my-new-website-and-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to My New Website and Blog!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi All!<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve decided to fire up the ol\u2019 blog machine again! My goal is to give my webpage a little diversity and my (theoretical? Hopefully real now? People other than my mom?) fans some new content to enjoy on a regular basis.<\/p>\n<p>I know my vast spambot fan base are beside themselves with excitement.<\/p>\n<p>As you can see, I\u2019ve resurrected some old posts for any newcomers who\u2019d like to peruse the classics and get a better idea of who I am and what I\u2019m all about (hint: lots of Real Talk with copious amounts of inappropriate hilarity).<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d love to hear from you all, either in the comments section or via e-mail! I\u2019ll answer all comments and e-mails, assuming the volume doesn\u2019t become unmanageable because I\u2019m so popular, which\u2026Wow. My wildest dreams have come true! What shall I do? \u2026Slap myself in the face and wake up, because I\u2019m dreaming and now I\u2019m late for work.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s do this!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi All! I\u2019ve decided to fire up the ol\u2019 blog machine again! My goal is to give my webpage a little diversity and my (theoretical? Hopefully real now? People other than my mom?) fans some new content to enjoy on a regular basis. I know my vast spambot fan base are beside themselves with excitement. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/welcome-to-my-new-website-and-blog\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Welcome to My New Website and Blog!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Vyi8-f1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=931"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":932,"href":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions\/932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}