{"id":1881,"date":"2019-02-18T16:20:10","date_gmt":"2019-02-18T21:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/?p=1881"},"modified":"2019-02-18T16:20:15","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T21:20:15","slug":"please-excuse-the-mess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/please-excuse-the-mess\/","title":{"rendered":"Please Excuse The Mess"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"332\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/penguin_tape-1024x332.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-24\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/penguin_tape-1024x332.png 1024w, http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/penguin_tape-300x97.png 300w, http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/penguin_tape.png 2019w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><figcaption>This little guy is working super hard over here!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Greetings all my One True Fans! (it&#8217;s like being the One True King from King Arthur, but with better benefits like free books and not being killed in a holy war)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had to change my website theme recently due to my previous theme becoming obsolete and unsupported with the latest WordPress update, so now the formatting is a bit screwed up. So I apologize to all you poor souls who might click on a link and be despondent to find it goes nowhere, or be confused by a strange color scheme or weirdly formatted or outdated text. I promise I&#8217;m fixing it! &#8230;Specifically, I&#8217;m harassing my IT department &#8211; aka my husband &#8211; to please fix it asap. Thanks for your patience!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>I also have some exciting news &#8211; I&#8217;ll soon be publishing a FREE anthology of true and fictional stories centered around military life, called The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea! It&#8217;s intended to be a companion piece to The Colonel and Her Sergeant, though the publication date for the latter is TBD. So keep your eyes peeled for this beauty &#8211; FREE for newsletter subscribers:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Devil-and-Deep-Blue-Sea-cover_ebook-72dpi-1500x2000-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1884\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Devil-and-Deep-Blue-Sea-cover_ebook-72dpi-1500x2000-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Devil-and-Deep-Blue-Sea-cover_ebook-72dpi-1500x2000-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.shanafigueroa.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Devil-and-Deep-Blue-Sea-cover_ebook-72dpi-1500x2000.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 706px) 89vw, (max-width: 767px) 82vw, 740px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings all my One True Fans! 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